During solar eclipse, the people and the priests of ancient Korea were ordered to perform elaborate ceremonies in order to scare away the mythical dogs who devoured the sun.
The result was 100% success that proved the greatness of the emperor and the state.
This translates into the graph in red that shows weekly deaths since March 2020 had the government not jumped to the rescue of Canadians.
In Blue you will see how the weekly mortality really looked like from 2011 to 2022:
Not only did the Canadian government scare away the dog, who devoured the sun, it even managed to put the sun almost exactly back into its orbit.
Govern us harder, emperor Trudeau.
"Comparisons against outcomes in other countries and "counterfactual modelling" illustrate the "relative success" (to what exactly?) of control of the epidemic (isn't a pandemic?) in Canada. Together, these "observations" show that without the use of restrictive measures and without high levels of vaccination, Canada "COULD"have experienced substantially higher numbers of infections and hospitalizations and almost a million deaths."
Science.
😄👍🏽 Excellent.